{"product_id":"donut-try-me","title":"Donut Try Me","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDonut Try Me\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eDue to discoloration (pictured) during cure from heat and fragrance during the soaping process on Donut's chest, these bars are discounted.  You know how Donut feels about false advertising!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNEW ACHIEVEMENT\u003c\/strong\u003e: You Have Encountered a Princess \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCongratulations, crawler. Against all odds, you have encountered Princess Donut, a creature of exceptional beauty, questionable patience, and very strong opinions about her own importance. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eREWAAARRD\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA fancy little bath treasure worthy of someone who clearly understands that ordinary soap is beneath them. This Princess Donut design captures the essence of a tiny royal who expects attention, admiration, and probably a snack. Proceed carefully. Failure to provide adequate appreciation may result in a Skanked debuff. Mongo will be appalled. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCENT IDENTIFICATION SCAN:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTop notes of cinnamon announce her arrival, floral notes follow with appropriate elegance, and black tea with musk settles in for a finish fit for the top ten. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e*Minimum 4.5 oz \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Handmade in small batches \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Ships within 5–7 business days \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach soap is handcrafted, so every bar is unique. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStore in a dry place between uses to help it last longer. You know how Donut feels about being wet, Crawler. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIngredients: Lard, Coconut Oil, Distilled Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Shea Butter, Castor Oil, Fragrance Oil, *Olive Oil, Micas, *Activated Charcoal, *Titanium Dioxide *may contain For external use only. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur soaps do not contain parabens or phthalates.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hogpodge Soap Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43449319817279,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0649\/2130\/5151\/files\/PrincessDonutWitchingHourng5-23-26web.png?v=1782187194","url":"https:\/\/hogpodge-soap-co.myshopify.com\/products\/donut-try-me","provider":"Hogpodge Soap Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}